I'm the Skip!

Slide into my house I′m the skip There's no team without me Looking at the draw sheet Whose name do you see? Mine baby! No one knows the other three I call the shots✦, I′m in control With every stone I throw, I steal the show I'm the one, the mastermind Without me, they'd be far behind When the pressure′s high, I never sweat I′m the best this game has seen yet All eyes on me, they know who's boss I′m the one who never takes a loss Ice in my veins✦, they all know my name I'm the legend of the game Every play, every sweep Follow me like sheep✦ I′m the skip There's no team without me Looking at the draw sheet Whose name do you see? Mine baby! No one knows the other three And if we lose out on the ice You know I blame my vice✦ That miss was not my fault They blew the line call The front end′s playing bad Even I can't make a shot I never had!! I'm the skip! AHHHHHH! What are you doing!?!? Listen to me! Don′t even sweep You′ll mess it up I'll just put it there myself I′m the skip! The team's named after me!