The skip's swagger anthem — and then, the moment things go sideways, the blame that follows. *AHHH! What are you doing?! Don't even sweep — I'll just put it there myself.*
Lyrics
Slide into my house
I′m the skip
There's no team without me
Looking at the draw sheet
Whose name do you see?
Mine baby! No one knows the other three
I call the shots, I′m in control
With every stone I throw, I steal the show
I'm the one, the mastermind
Without me, they'd be far behind
When the pressure′s high, I never sweat
I′m the best this game has seen yet
All eyes on me, they know who's boss
I′m the one who never takes a loss
Ice in my veins, they all know my name
I'm the legend of the game
Every play, every sweep
Follow me like sheep
I′m the skip
There's no team without me
Looking at the draw sheet
Whose name do you see?
Mine baby! No one knows the other three
And if we lose out on the ice
You know I blame my vice
That miss was not my fault
They blew the line call
The front end′s playing bad
Even I can't make a shot I never had!!
I'm the skip!
AHHHHHH! What are you doing!?!?
Listen to me!
Don′t even sweep
You′ll mess it up
I'll just put it there myself
I′m the skip! The team's named after me!
