I'm a Curler

Huuuh, huuuh, huuuh, huuuh, huuuh Sweepin′ down the ice, with dreams of glory Every brush stroke is writin' my story From the first stone thrown to the final end This old curlin′ broom is like a dear friend And the shoes on my feet, hold the ice tight Out on the sheet, they keep me upright Slip off the gripper, time to throw Gliding on my slider I'm a superhero Ohhhh, ohhhh, oohhh, ohho, huuh, huuuh Huuuh, huuuh, huuuh, huuuh Huuuh, huuuh, huuuh, huuuuh Oh I put on my pants one leg at a time✦ They fit real nice and stretch when I slide Not too big on style, nothing special to see But I've had ′em a while and they suit me And here′s my sweater that holds my pins Of all the places I've been to and back again That name tag on my chest not just a decoration Shining connection to my curling club kin My kin ohh uhh ohh uhhh Years from now when I am dead Before the granite goes over my head✦ I′ll be at peace and have no fear If you lay me down with my curling gear Put on my pants and sweater and tie my shoes And curl my fingers around my broom Hope where I go the gates are pearl there✦ At least they'll know that I′m a curler Ohh, ohh I'm a curler Ohh, ohh, ohh I′m a curler